Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore?

Pretty self-explanatory

Happy easily wins this battle, my guess is that he would stab Billy with his ice skate (considering that he is the only one who ever tried to do that)

I'm not talking who would win the fight, i'm talking which movie is better. Guess it wasn't as self-explanatory as I thought. If we were talking a fight, though, Happy wouldn't stand a chance as he would promptly b shot down by the crazed, lip-sticked sniper who saved Billy in the movie.

But then Bob Barker would come in and beat the **** out of anyone left. The price is wrong, bitch.

You are all in big, big trouble. Billy wins.

This topic reminds me of a book I once read; "The Puppy Who Lost its Way" (now granted I do know that as the aforementioned title was a book, it should be underlined, but frankly I dont know how to make my computer do that).

Oh yeah...Billy does win.

This is unbelievable. You guys must have something wrong with you. Happy is one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time.

I don't know either of these movies. I really do like Gappy Hillmore, and Milly Badison, though. Great flicks.

You have got to be kidding me! Both classics, but Milly Badison tops them all. I'd love to argue the point but it's nudey magazine day!

By the way, it's too dang hot for a penguin to be just running around!

Once again, I expected better from you Chase!
Coach Jilka

Friends may listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark, but:

Yes, I will go back to school
and achieve victory.
No man will take what my father has built
unless that man is meeeeeee.

Oh Milly, sweet Milly boy.
I knew you would come back.
No one can stop you if you try,
don't I have a nice rack? (*nods*)

Veronica, I thank you,
for beating the poo out of me.
I see things so clearly now,
I see my destiny.

We're here to help you, Milly
get back in school to stay.
You gotta work real hard and keep it up
'til graduation day.

Hey, kids, it's me!
I bet you thought that I was dead!
But when I fell over I just broke my leg
and got a hemhorrage in my head!

There are obstacles in the way
(They will paaaass)
But together we shall overcome
(Overcoooome)
'Cause you can't kill our spirit
and you can't kill a dream.

Do you have any more gum? (More gum?) More gum? (More gum?) More gum?

Do you have anymore gum?

I think the choice is clear.

(Applause) I agree.

standing O

I think what you all are missing is the classic phrases from Happy Gilmore like:

Grandma: Excuse me sir may I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?

Ben Stiller: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up, now you either go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Look at the nametag grandma you're in my world now.

Another Grandma: My fingers hurt.

Ben Stiller: Oh your fingers hurt do they? Well now your back is gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone elses fingers hurt? I didn't think so.

Anyone remember that awesome scene when the midget rides the tricycle in Happy's "Happy Moment" or when the chick pours two pitchers of beer on her chest? Now lets all think about a hot blond pour beer on her boobies.....

"If wetting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis! Lady, that is the grossest thing I have ever heard" "He called the **** poo, this is the greatest night of my life." "Soooo hott, want to touch the heiny." "I've got this friend, well they GOT IT ON!! No they didn't. Well ya can imagine what it would b like if the did." "I can't hear you, I've been physically abused in the ear!!" "Well if you don't wanna go to school today then you can stay home and help me shave my back!" "Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational response. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. OK, a single wrong would have done just fine, but..."
These are a few of the varitable plethora of reasons why Milly is better than Gappy.

Well done buddy. Well done. You, sir, have no life at all.

I did notice one inaccuracy, though. In the scene in which Milly is depressed and has a feeble attempt at playing hookie, Juanita tells him, "If you're going to stay home from school today, you can help me shave my armpits." (not back) However, this was an honest mistake, and you should be commended for your Milly knowledge.

BKP#2, your list of funny comments was appreciated, but truely shows you may have more time than Jhris and myself combined.

I apologize deeply for my grave error. It came off the top of my head and I definitely should have researched the topic thoroughly before giving my expert testimony. I do not have more time, I was simply stricken with insomnia on the night in question. Other worthy quotes include: "Chlorophyll! More like Borophyll" "No I will not make it out with you!" and finally "O'Doyle Rules!"

how bout
-your gona die clown
-mista mista, get me outa here
-mista mista, get this off of me
-you know that mista mista lady, i think i a just killed her
-i want to kiss you all over, and over and again(with little boy and biker listning)
-(later after last quote)haaaayyyy, you no want breakfast?
-chubs "its all in the hips yeah, its all in the hips, its all in the hips yeah" Happy "what are you doin' get off of me" Chubs "just usin atention baby just usin atention" Happy "well, use it on someone else"
-you know what else would draw a croud? a golfer with an arm growing out of his @$$
-just tap it in, just tap it in, give it a little tappy, tap tap taparo, grandma, grandma grandma grandma
-oh she got hit by a car, she's dead
-my girlfriends dead ya know, she fell off a cliff and died on impact
-F***ing S*** F*** me in the F*** a**. F*** you you stupid F*** co** F***ing monkey licking F***er, F*** that. (followed by guy shakeing his head)(not a 100% right, thats just from memory but theres more)
-so why dont you shut your trap before i put my foot in it
-shooter "stay out of my way, or you'll pay, listen to what i say" "how bout i make some things out of clay, eat some hay, lay by the bay, i just may, what do ya say"
-big guy"thats two that far shooter" shooter"oh good you can count you moro..oh my god!!!" big guy "and you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot."
-shirt of big guy "guns dont kill people, i kill people
nuf said what do you say????

Dear god, did u watch the movie, press pause, type in the quote and go from there?

Wow dude NO LIFE

I am definitely a Happy Gilmore fan. And yes if you can quote all that stuff word for word....you surely have NO LIFE

actually, i didn't watch the happy gilmore tape on any part. im sure that if you watched the movie and looked at my quotes, there are some serious differences. and yes i have no life. i think that i've seen that movie like 100 or 200 times. im not over exadurating(sp) either.
my proof
i was watching the movie later and realized that i accidentially added two different parts together.
(this time i am using the movie)
part one
big guy "are you attemting to make the green shooter" shooter"i dont belive thats possible" big guy" on the contrary(sp sorry lancerM im trying) mr gilmore made it not two hours ago. shooter"well good for happy gilmohh my god" followed by big guy bending shooters clubs.
part 2
shooter hits ball off of big guys foot
big guy"thats two that far shooter" shooter"good for you you can count" big guy'and you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot"
once again while watching the movie later i could not find ither of these quotes, sorry about the false info.

Happy Gilmore was on TV yesterday. It was funny.

And you're gonna die clown is said when he's on the putt-putt course.

You're annoying, martialartswrestler.

(shaking my head in stunned amazement)

... incredible!

And they worry who our future leaders will be! I am glad someone has had a "positive influence" in your lifes.