What about "Fat Pat"? Where is that SOB at these days? Didn't he leed South's Jr. program to a couple titles back in the day.
Seriously, I would try some former South High chumps like: Little-Head, Bainum, Coone, Calvin, Smith, or Fox. I know they're not the sharpest tools in the shed, but they could be very beneficial in helping the H.S. program out.
Sorry, you can't afford me!