As inspired by Coach Damon Parker of Washburn Rural... Here is what our Blue Valley Tiger wrestlers are bringing to the dance floor this Saturday!
106: TJ Blancarte: Claims to be a 4 time champion of the Afton Quadrangular Tournament. He lets no one inside, RED ALERT!!!
113: Caleb Burleigh: Santa has all those happy elves that help get presents ready and whatnot... Well, there has to be the mean, grumpy ones that pack up the coal, we believe Caleb is one of those elves.
120: Luke Hyland: Reportedly, sings like an angel... Although it cannot be confirmed as he is yet to speak.
126: Ethan Meuret: Follow this dude on Twitter. You will stay up to date on all the happenings this world has to offer
132: Bryce Goswick: Spends a lot of time perfecting his hairstyle. Would appreciate nobody messing it up.
145: Michael Stark: Nephew of Tony Stark. KSHSAA has yet to approve his iron man suit for competition.
152: Wes Damron: In his younger years, Wes starred in the Broadway Musical Peter Pan, playing the roll of Captain Hook.
160: Alex Totta: No longer brings his pillow pet with him everywhere he goes. Has upgraded to an actual pillow (although he does not feel this was an upgrade).
170: Brandon Freeman: This dude is so explosive, that by law he must put a warning label on any car that is transporting him.
182: Mitchell Bartsch: Must shave during skin checks to pass... The officials do not believe the speed at which his facial hair grows.
195: Trevor Lister: Is a registered Goofy Goober. If you don't know what that means, just ask him!
John Ruddy
Assistant Coach BVH Wrestling
