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Best Jokes Ever? #31033 04/01/04 05:36 PM
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I like a good joke as much as the next person and from the # of posts on that topic apparently a lot of people do. But come on guys...alot of those are just downright crude and better suited for a more private venue rather than a place where so many can see them. Randy Hill

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half the reason they are funny, isn't because they are, its because i can't believe someone would say somthing so crude.

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exactly... KEEP THE JOKES COMING


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I try to keep mine clean...I was offended at some jokes that could have been borderline racist, sexist, and down right demeaning.


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Re: Best Jokes Ever? #31037 04/02/04 06:58 AM
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Best joke ever right here:
- A guy walks into a bar.......BAM! OOOh ouch(holding his groin).


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Re: Best Jokes Ever? #31038 04/02/04 02:21 PM
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the worst thing that happened to this country is political correctness. i don't think anything is meant by most of the jokes, i just think they are intended to make people laugh. no one should be offened by a joke, heck there are jokes out there that make fun of every group of people there are. my advise, chill out and laugh.

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Political correctness is the reason Disney won't re-release "Song of the South." Dam you, political correctness! Dam YOU!!!!!


"I hate basketball! I'd rather watch paint dry!" -- CVHS Wrestling coach Troy Lentz 2005
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I do not care very much for "Political Correctness"

However, there is a difference between "Political Correctness" and "Common Sense"

The last time I checked this forum was designed for wrestlers and wrestling fans. Those fans to include young wrestlers as well.

Until I read some of the jokes that have been published, I would not have much concern of my kids reading the posts on this forum.

I now have to re-consider those thoughts.

As it stands today I know that my high school children do read this forum.

I would think that there may be other parents out there that would allow their younger children to read this forum thinking that it be of no concern.

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Got a point, I thought we agreed to the "no dead baby jokes" rule, but Red Mop Top ruined that. I tried to keep my jokes clean. But I slammed the French...


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Re: Best Jokes Ever? #31042 04/02/04 07:19 PM
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very good point. I think that you can tell a good joke without some of the language that may be inappropriate for younger kids. I think the moderators do a great job of controlling the language. Also, at wrestling tournaments i think coaches along with the wrestlers need to remember there are younger kids out there and they need to choose their words very carefully b/c you don't know who is listening.

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Would whoever deleted the post please send me a PM?


"I hate basketball! I'd rather watch paint dry!" -- CVHS Wrestling coach Troy Lentz 2005
Re: Best Jokes Ever? #31044 04/02/04 07:40 PM
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seriously please send me a pm too why did you get rid of "THE BEST JOKES EVER TOPIC"? I mean sure it was racy but like we were sayin no ethnic jokes unless they are of that ethnic background


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i agree with fris on this one. i diddn't say anything about any other race except the irish but i am part irish, that was a rule, no racist jokes unless your that race. i dont agree with them even though there funny. i know that i said a couple of pretty wrong jokes but it was all in good humor, im sorry to those of you who it offended, i truly am but to those of you who were offended, you also need to grow up, get a life and not take things to heart or to personally. thanks alot to whoever deleted that topic you ruined alot of fun to alot of people, but i am truly sorry if i offended you. could you please send me a pm also? and once again, it wasnt ment to offend anyone, just for humor, a couple of good laughs, thats all, and thats all i have to say except if anyone finds out who deleted it please let the rest of us know and send me a pm someone.


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Re: Best Jokes Ever? #31046 04/02/04 11:58 PM
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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales Clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29."

"I am actually 47!"

This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

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Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."

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haha good one bingam(sp?) forgot all about that one


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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. "
"Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people."
"The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

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