The place... Manhattan High wrestling room.
The match... Wyler Tarner vs. Prant Garker.
Who wins?

My vote goes to Wyler.

yes definetly wyler tarner not to be confused with tyler warner the almost unstoppable 171lbr for the mown of tanhattan because of his uncanny ability to explain the difference between "Reshoot" and "Reshot" to the wrestler which in turns make them scared that he is so smart

I knew this topic would one day emerge. The stage is set.

Old vs. New
Cool vs. Uncool
Fat vs. Skinny
Monster Truck vs. No avatar
Smart vs. Smarter
Witty vs. Equally witty
.500 Record vs. Had no real competition
Amazing class president vs. Equally amazing class president

My vote goes to Prant.

Fris you bring up a good point for all screaming coaches out there. Reshot is a noun not a verb.

My vote goes to Wyler/Prant. That's right, a hybrid. They both have equally bad wrestling ability and equally good witty banter. Therefore, I would chose them both. Actually if I were to create a team, I would pick neither, and I would pick Nathan Payne or someone amazing like that.

That's cheating. Payne is not allowed.

Post it up, boys and girls. Who wins, Prant or Wyler?

This is a tough one but i would have to go with wyler. Just because i beat on him everyday and made him amazing.

But it will be close.

I would have to go with Prant myself....he has more xperience in stalling...and that my friend goes a long way.

After all stalling is a art form

My prediction

Prant 1 (on a stand up in the third, because he rode tarner out)
Tarner 0

Thanks, Boach.

I'm assuming my standup would happen in the first .05 seconds of the match, because I have an unstoppable standup.

And if NOT TOO BAD is who I think he is, he's just mad because he never beat me. So THERE.

Whatever Prant, ive never wrestled you well atleast not in a match or anything, maybe just in practice. But if we did I would kill you.

I would have to question the fact that Prant is the master of the standup. How many escapes did Mike have this year? I do believe that he is the new undisputed master!
I also think that Prant can no longer call himself the King of Stall.

No Johnny walters is the Champ of standups. He had like a million his senior year.

Yes, but if we went by a talent-to-stand up ratio, I am far and away the King of the Escape.

And Red--please. Mike = King of Stall? Maybe if he gains 40 pounds. Until then, he's just lazy.

Johnny did because he liked to get away… Mike HAD to get away score points. Big difference. This was a part of his game plan. If you can’t shoot, escape.

I am the all time stall chacmp at 215. Never before has one man stalled so much.

If u cant shoot, why do u stand up so you are on your feet once more. Maybe he should invest some time in learning a switch.

I do believe his practice partners deprived him of the lesson in the basics.

Seriously, who plays the viola? This must mean that Tarner and his cello win big.

Were instruments allowed in the match, I must say that the size of Tarner's cello gives him a definite advantage of Prant's very unma-ohney viola.

Were instruments allowed in the match, I must say that the size of Tarner's cello gives him a definite advantage of Prant's very unma-ohney viola.