Perhaps unma-ohnLY viola would be a better word choice.

No, Wyler, you had it right when you said "Ma-ohny." Improper grammar, yes, but it's part of the superhilarious song.

And it's not the size of the instrument, but how well you play it. You let me know when you get 3 g's to play that cello of yours...

And who finished 2nd in the TR spelling bee? Was it Wyler or Prant? Please, enlighten us, good sir...

i think it was prant but prant in all of your years of wrestling what was the wisest thing you ever said. i mean nothing can get more wiser than the once again i am going to use the "Reshot" "Reshoot" theory

Don't know about musical ability, but

Wyler Tarner is as good or better than Cennings and Garker combined when it comes to wry humor on the forum.

Proof: His "intimidation" reply as to why wrestlers lay around on the mat Cennings "tripping" was also good

Was it you, Dalefish, who posted Wyler as the wittiest person on the forum after less than five posts?

Hmm...call Potter...seems someone is battling him for the Man Crush title...

(*Note: Wyler IS very witty. However, in a battle to the death of wits/average wrestling ability/spelling/student council/music, I still vote for me.)

Pee on this stick makes me sick

Wyler-Bergman Geography Bee champion

STICK IT

Ouch. A geography bee title was my Holy Grail, and sadly I never achieved it. (Then again, I had competition from a bunch of Asian and Indian kids, not just rich whiteys.)

But then again, Wyler, did you ever finish first in the state on a US history test? Hmm? You ever create an award-winning 10 minute puppet show on Reaganomics, complete with a parody from the musical "Oklahoma"? I didn't think so.

Stick THAT.

Oh, and I pinned Gawith. You didn't.

Double stick that.

SWOOSH X2

Prant, did you ever finish third in state in the Emporia State Home Ec. test?

I think not.

Ha, no, but that is where I got my gold in US History, and I finished third in social studies in 7th grade.

I did, however, earn an A in Mrs. Hattrup's "Baking for Fun" class in 7th grade.

Were you concertmaster of the Midwestern Music Camp orchestra in 8th grade? Ooooh, I think not.

You guys are such queen beans.

Queen beans who you will one day beg for money after you waste your salary on Wendy's, you fatty fat fat fat kid. Have fun working for me.

Boach Clack will use his shortness and do a duck under to whoop all candy arses, hell he did that to me...I couldn't my stance down to the floor.

bump

Prant,

do you have tape of that puppet show. I would like to see that.

How ironic, Lent. You would like to see a puppet show on the man who coined the very term ("Evil Empire") you represent. Hmm. Fascinating.

Prant's witty puppet shows (which include witty song parodies from the musical 'Oklahoma!') are off limits to oppressors of all kind.

And Reaganomics can eat it. Hard.

Prant-
You list a mind-boggling array of credentials and curriculars that few can equal, but did you ever play a violin solo at the age of 6 in front of a crowd of at least 50? Eat it you silver string punk.

You have me misunderstood.

Rocknraider, I played violin solos in front of at least a hundred people in 2nd grade. Oh, and Carnegie Hall sophomore year, too. Just thought you should know.

And Lent, I don't think I have you misunderstood. Mr. Oppression (you) moves, edits, and deletes topics like it's your job. Reminds me of a year, ironically enough, during the Reagan presidency....you familiar with 1984?

*2nd political swish of this topic*