who would win this epic battle of the hat 171 pounders

it depends...who is the fattest right now?

Garker by a landslide---208 last night.

But I would win regardless of weight. The more interesting match would be a spelling/geography bee between the former 171ers. That could get interesting.

Wyler is my all-around champion in anything Prant is entered in.

see to me its a tuffy because they all had similar records and all did about the same at state so i cant decide

Wyler had a much better record than the rest, and didn't place 4th at regionals like the others. He is the winner on the mat, and in our hearts. Dilligan is second.

nicely put jhris i felt the warmth in my heart

Yes, but we must remember that Wyler lost to Lacer. Prant had two state finalists, two runners-up and two eventual state champs in his regional bracket.

Wyler finished below Nghi. That automatically makes him 2nd.

The only claim Dilligan has to the title is that he once dated Dingbat's ex-girlfriend. How did it feel to kiss Dilligan, Dingbat?

But again, I win. I would own Wyler, and Dilligan is nowhere close to our wittiness.

If you look at stats/records/etc., Wyler has the edge. My heart is with Prant, though. And, after seeing all of them wrestle or attempt to wrestle, Prant would easily defeat all of them. Mainly because he can stall, eat a lot of food, and his mom is a hottie.

I knew that the Man Dilligan/Kassie Cingslien would come up. At least I never said the taco bell man was cute. Better to have sloppy seconds than man-butt.

Regardless of ambiguous Taco Bell comments, I still feel I am the supreme wrestler.

Wyler is the supreme home economics test-taker.
Prant is the supreme spelling be runner-up.
Man Dilligan is the supreme break-up-with-girls-then-let-them-date-dingbat-on-the-rebound-er.

As you can see, the 171 weight class at Manhattan is steeped in tradition.

Tell me...
Does this tradition of superb 171 pounders go beyond Dilligan?

Speaking of Dilligan, I saw him a week or two ago and he's looking quite mammoth as well. My guess would be easily upwards of 200 lbs.

For real?! It's good to know he's finally joined the ranks of the fatties. One day, Wyler, you will become one of us.

And no, the tradition of great 171 pounders began with Dilligan. The tradition was started by him, refined into perfection by me, and continued by you. In fact, 171 used to be a giant wasteland for MHS, where only the worst wrestlers (Olex Atto) filled the spot. I'm sure glad those days are behind us.

But back to the competition--Dilligan dated the student body president (after dating Dingbat's girlfriend first). I was student body president. So does that mean Dilligan wants to date me?

Yes. Dilligan DOES want to date me.

The question is rather, would I date Prant Garker.....yes, yes i would.