I can't take credit for these since I got them off of another wrestling web site, but thought you might enjoy them.

You Know You're a Wrestler When.............


cauliflower isn't a vegetable.

you can't wait for Christmas...because you'll get 2 pounds.

shoving cotton in your nose seems normal.

you wonder how much hair weighs.

the coach asks you to do 50 pushups and you think "that's it?"

you see someone bend over and you imagine how easy it would be to put them in a cradle.

you won't even take a nap on your back.

you won't lock your hands when hugging your girlfriend.

your coach tells you "cut him" and a knife doesn't cross your mind.

you see someone lying on their back and you feel the urge to slap the ground beside them.

Gyms look weird without mats on the floor.

you'll know exactly how much weight you will lose when you take off your shoes.

you have a black eye but don't remember how it might have happened.

you "daydream" about meeting the captain of the basketball team on the mat.

asics, cliff keen, and brute are more familiar to you than nike or reebok.

You tape your shoe laces before the Prom.

You have to go to the bathroom before weigh-ins, and guys high-five you because of it.

You know you are a BAD wrestler when you know how many lights and ceiling tiles are in every gym near your home town.

how about this one...

on thanksgiving ur thankful if u get to eat a half slice of turkey and maybe a bite of pumpkin pie

Those are some good ones, where did you get them from?

http://www.thematforums.com has a You might be a wrestling grub thread going on right now under college.

These are wonderful. I can't wait to share them. Thanks!

i just made the one up

There are a ton of those on the mat link swayz posted, Here is a direct link to the thread:

http://www.thematforums.com/myforum/?show_topic=9805&forum_id=3

I got these from the Huskermat.com wrestling website under open discussion. There are about five pages of them there.

Here is the link. Sorry about that!

http://huskermat.com/6/ubb.x?a=frm&s=2076003901&f=7476003901

LOL those are the best ones i have heard lateley haha, i like them

Those are good, I like the... "When cauliflower is not a vegetable."

Guys this is the list of all lists:

http://www.thematforums.com/myforum/?show_topic=9805&forum_id=3

XD I was laughing so hard when I read both of these lists. And I did it at school. I had to explain it to some people but hey, they're basketball players, what do you expect?

Here's my own:
You know you're a wrestler when your parents try to convince you not to wrestle and you look at them and say " Would you rather me beat up on (insert brother or sister's name here) or some body my own size?"
or
You know you're a wrestler when your parents force you to eat on Thanksgiving and yet you come back to practice weighing less that you left.
(True story. I came back weighing 5 pounds less)

Those were sweet and i like the u kno ur bad the best.

.... when you see the initals cK and think of Central Kansas Wrestling and not Calvin Klein.

CK? I would immediately think Cliff Keen myself...

I am with you Bronco, that is the first thing that came to my mind

Central Kansas is better known around this area. It's a freestyle team in Derby with guys from all around the area.

when you take a deuce at night and you have to tell all your wrestling buddies about it the next morn and they are excited to hear it.

Or while cutting weight taking a #1 longer than 3 seconds and you're proud of your accomplishment