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Norris or Seagal #79121 12/09/05 01:49 AM

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Who would win in a fight...
Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79122 12/09/05 01:50 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	What is the reason for this totally random question? I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79123 12/09/05 01:50 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	Pretty tough match up but i think the walker texas ranger would pull this one off... It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79124 12/09/05 01:51 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	this is an age old question. many scholars maintain the translation was lost years ago... It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79125 12/09/05 01:52 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	I dont know, Walker could get a gun, but seagal always seem to pull a sword from his boot or sleeve... I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79126 12/09/05 01:53 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	one time this guy walked up to norris and asked him if his real name was charles....chuck didnt raise a finger but simply stared at him until he exploded....true story It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79127 12/09/05 01:55 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	like went crazy exploded, or just blew up like a bomb? I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79128 12/09/05 01:59 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	blew up like a bomb... It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79129 12/09/05 02:00 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	no freakin way I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79130 12/09/05 02:17 AM
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chewbacca Member Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 743	on New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party. when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since. Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79131 12/09/05 02:17 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	yeah dude i swear. chuck norris' tears cure cancer.....too bad he's never cried It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79132 12/09/05 02:20 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	to bad... I would hate to be on the end of that roundhouse kick I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79133 12/09/05 02:21 AM
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chewbacca Member Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 743	every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79134 12/09/05 02:26 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79135 12/09/05 02:26 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	I wish i had all that at my house, i would be huge I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79136 12/09/05 02:27 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	that is hilarious I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79137 12/09/05 02:29 AM
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chewbacca Member Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 743	Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79138 12/09/05 02:34 AM
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OP megaman44791 Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 55	chuck norris once shot down a german plane with his finger by yelling, "bang!" It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79139 12/09/05 02:34 AM
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SH Bronco 08 Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 33 SH	OK so it has just been concluded that the spiritualists are right, chuck norris was the first creature ever made, and instead of the meteor hitting makin the "big bang" Chuck norris got mad cause a dinosaur took his dinner ending all life other than his that night with roundhouse kicks to the head, yes even on the 20foot tall dinos I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.

Re: Norris or Seagal #79140 12/09/05 02:36 AM
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chewbacca Member Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 743	The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.

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