Keep off the roads so I have a smaller chance of getting in an accident while I'm controlling the roads. Just kidding, but seriously don't drive by me.
now im not sure what saferide is but...if its them paying for the cab...it sure is...call briggs they'll pick up the tab for the cab...that commercial is getting boreing after the 100th time
saferide is pretty much that, only i think the college runs it. you call them up and like a minivan pulls up and takes you home. it's a great way to get from party to party i hear. just call them up and tell them that you live on ratone or bertrand, then start walking till you find a party.
Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.