My family is heading to Roswell New Mexico next week for our annual UFO festival trek. Randy Hinderliter has passed word that Waunita is en route as well, hitching rides from unsuspecting truckers and leaving them in her path no doubt.

Our goal is simple, obtain a photograph of the elusive Wanton Waunita and post it here on the forum. Our bait, a signed picture of Aaron Sweazy and the sweat stained ball cap worn by Roscoe himself. We aim to blend in to the crowd with our TOHK animal hats and snap a picture of her, hopefully without donating any of our DNA for her quest for procreation. It is a dangerous job but we are up to it. It was chase Bigfoot or Waunita, and we chose the hairier of the two prospects.

to be continued next week.....

Klint Deere and crew