God Bless You, Sir Randy...to include Wichita, Kansas' own favorite son, Smokin' Joe, into this wonderful tale of Waunita is pure genius! Please continue, a good belly laugh is good for the soul.
Lucky it was a Titleist and not a Nike, the "swoosh" might suggest you had been inspected and approved...not safe around Waunita!!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
