And of course the real league: The Deuce

West
twister 7-5-0
jrsteel 6-5-1
caneyst 5-7-0
OldBlue 5-7-0

Central
cryptid 8-4-0
TitleDe 7-5-0
KCMille 6-6-0
AXE 6-6-0

East
KacyRul 7-5-0
AtownZi 7-5-0
OtherBa 6-5-1
panther 1-11-0