I'll be at Daytona for the prerace concert, I'll be the one in the front row listenin' to Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk and in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

By the way do you like the avatar? It took me darn near a year to figure that thing out.

When you say "I am starting to become a real fan of yours now" all I have to say is MAN-CHRUSH.

What former poster do you think I am now since your gutwrench1 conspiracy theory has apparently been debunked? I swear it’s like the John F. Kennedy Assassination for you and you’re trying to figure out if there was a sniper on the grassy knoll.

I’ll try to stay one of the leading anonymous authorities in the state for wrasslin’.