Oh and how exactly with all the amazing technology of the freaking dark ages did Noah build this ark?

did god fly in the lumber or did he just send it to him in pre-cut planks ready to build?

And if this boat was built how have we not found it? I would figure that finding a giant wooden boat on a mountain would of been a pretty easy task.

And if scientists and archeologists have missed this for all these years believe you me I will be the first one to ask "How in the Hell did we miss that?!?!?"