XD I was laughing so hard when I read both of these lists. And I did it at school. I had to explain it to some people but hey, they're basketball players, what do you expect?

Here's my own:
You know you're a wrestler when your parents try to convince you not to wrestle and you look at them and say " Would you rather me beat up on (insert brother or sister's name here) or some body my own size?"
or
You know you're a wrestler when your parents force you to eat on Thanksgiving and yet you come back to practice weighing less that you left.
(True story. I came back weighing 5 pounds less)