I think what you all are missing is the classic phrases from Happy Gilmore like:

Grandma: Excuse me sir may I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?

Ben Stiller: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up, now you either go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Look at the nametag grandma you're in my world now.

Another Grandma: My fingers hurt.

Ben Stiller: Oh your fingers hurt do they? Well now your back is gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone elses fingers hurt? I didn't think so.